Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".

A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…

by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025

Yeah. Fireworks. Whatever.

An incredibly mediocre orgasm, specifically when it's "the first time".

I had waited for months to finally have after prom sex with Steve, but then it was just yeah. Fireworks. Whatever.

by Drakoulias April 21, 2024

Whatever

Whatever stands for Whore Has A Tasty Everlasting Vagina and Extravagant Romance.

"That bitch is a whatever man"

by Eyes of Lin January 22, 2024

Whatever Sinks Your Dink

a spicy alternative to whatever floats your boat

person 1: you should run over that limp squirrel

person 2:NO, you penis I'll run over the downy woodpecker

person 3: whatever sinks your dink!

by yona420 November 15, 2020

《¤》Angel《¤》 Jose《¤》 Robles《¤》 Versus 《¤》Whatever《¤》 You《¤》 Want《¤》

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《¤》Angel《¤》 Jose《¤》 Robles《¤》 Versus 《¤》Whatever《¤》 You《¤》 Want《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

whatever

I don't believe you, but I'm not going to argue.

I promise I'll pay you tomorrow.
Whatever.

by Miami English December 22, 2022

Whatever

It's just a word used to respond to other words. It doesn't matter what the other words are, it's just an answer.
You're welcome, I hope this is no help what-so-ever.

"I'm just saying a pointless comment about your life"
"Whatever"

by Yeahokayyy October 3, 2017