goat wagon

A carload of old homosexual men.

When you're in Florida beware of the goat wagons.

by Da-Ve March 8, 2014

stan-wagon

when you become a stan of a public figure once their popularity has long-since permeated popular culture.

wow, look at Jade hopping on the stan-wagon! you aren't quirky because you like rex orange county.

by notanactuctualdefinitiondotco October 28, 2019

whore wagon

a person of ether gender that has sex and dates anything that walks

That girl is a whore wagon.she has sex with seven people last night.she also messted with my ugly exboyfriend.

by Pink-rocks100 August 22, 2015

Wagon dragon

Old west terminology for a Gatling gun mounted on a wagon, the aforementioned Gatling gun being the "dragon" mounted on the wagon which is just that, a wagon.

Outlaw #1 these damn marshals got us surrounded
Outlaw #2 haul in the wagon dragon.

by diggymac March 5, 2020

Wrinkle Wagon

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.

Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.

by Duval Possum February 20, 2011

Power Wagon

Big, voluptuous ass that you can't look away from. Similar to dump truck booty, junk on the trunk, etc.

Dude, I hopped in that power wagon last night and it was one hell of a ride!

by TheDudeSupreme May 15, 2023

Cunt wagon

A trash-talking bitch so awful that her cuntness is greater than the amount of a single cunt, but rather that of an entire wagonful of cunts

“Fuck, my sister-in-law told her daughter that I don’t like her and then that child asked me about it in front of everyone. She’s such a cunt wagon!”

by ThatBitchAmanda December 17, 2021