sex vampire

a man/woman who becomes addicted to sex similar to how a vampire craves blood.

Dude: My new girlfriend is such a sex vampire. She can't get enough of this cock.

Chic: My boyfriend is such a sex vampire...kind of a reverse Edward Cullen...but i can dig.

by blocpartychic July 13, 2010

vampire hickey

A hickey where, while being given, blood is drawn accidentally (or intentionally if you're weird like that)

Dude, she gave me the worst vampire hickey last night! It stained the sheets and everything!

by Chavez Vendoninos April 7, 2012

Vampire Lunchtime

The act of cunnilingus on a female undergoing menstruation.

-"Wanna do it?"
-"Sorry, I'm on my period..."
-"Vampire Lunchtime!"

by frothundaa June 16, 2009

dick vampire

A person who sucks dick obsessively like a vampire sucks blood.

She is such a dick vampire.

by #malatto May 29, 2014

vampire dick

The state of existence your penis is left in when someone sucks it too hard and doesn't mind their canine teeth.

Yes I'd love to fuck you baby but I got a bad case of vampire dick... Maybe you should wear a mouthguard next time you blow me.

by dopiwan November 16, 2011

vampire diaries

a show watched by teens

ily vampire diaries

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Twat-vampire

The act of eating a twat(Beaver, Vagina) while the female is on her menstrual cycle(rag, .) .

P-tec like to do what.....when she's on her what....hes a twat-vampire.

by Mc gross June 26, 2009