Two Baillys

When you try to game a broken system, but the broken system screws you over. Because it's broken.

Fuck FPL man, I was trying to get two Baillys and all it did was give me one injured Ben Davies.

by secretboy78 August 18, 2018

two trays

An old white dudes old (and most likely fake) gangster name, he is most likely a dad of to kids and looks like he could hurt a fly but not an actual human.

The dad: Did you know I was in a gang when I was your age, they all called me two trays.

His kid: Dad you grew up in the Mormon Utah stfu.

by Definitely not two trays kid December 2, 2021

two-adjectives

A way to label individuals to tell others one's evaluation or opinion of who they are.

Strong and fast, are an example of two-adjectives. Smart but smelly, ugly but funny, fat and ugly, fat and friendly, short but cute, tall and arrogant, intelligent but snotty, snobbish but elegant. The other similar method is two-nouns, as in skinny and tall. These two-adjectives or two-nouns help describe characters in plays, for example.

by but for May 15, 2018

Two-Texting

When the person you are texting with is also texting someone else and leaving you hanging a lot.

Lopez: What up
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.

by Zarbuck August 26, 2020

two-total

Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.

'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'

by Clapo86 February 25, 2012

two loafer

A storm so severe that when stocking up on food, you buy two loaves of bread in anticipation of being stranded for long enough to go through more than a loaf.

They say that storms gonna bring 8 feet of snow over the next six day.

Yup, a two loafer for sure!

by Eljaybean January 7, 2011

It's a two (2)

This phrase is mostly said while also flashing the gesture holding 2 fingers out, just as if you are flashing the peace sign except far more discreet. It means... 'its a bust' or 'keep it on the d.l (down low)'. Its said mostly between friends, where one friend is being a look out for another friend and giving them a heads up. Originated from a generation of people who were raised in Truckee/Lake Tahoe California in the mid & later 90's as teenagers.

Hey bro! It's a two (2), it's a two (2)!!!!

by ta hoe caligurrl💞 July 12, 2019