Toad

A blond bitch who's being an assinine.

or

a substitue for calling someone a bitch, whore, slut...etc

Candice is a toad

that girl is such a toad! she had the nerve to pick a fight with me.

by revenge of the bullied February 25, 2011

Twad

A replacement for "mofo"

"That TWAD jacked up my windshield!"

by ThePieOfNINJAS April 11, 2017

Twaddy

a twink that yearns to be a daddy

Marvin is 17 and he claims to be a daddy; a twaddy

by 10zin January 15, 2018

boobie toads

lumpy boobs with the texture of a toads back.
also sometimes squidgy!!!!!!!! bluh!!!!

Betty said her boobs look bobbly and malcom said "yes you moose, its like grooping a toad in a carrier bag. Maybe u should get some cream for those boobie toads woman"

by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

bean toad

A girl who thinks she's really hot but she's really not!!

Guy 1: oh look it's that girl Kayla
Guy 2: she's a total bean toad!!!

by Randommmgirlll May 7, 2016

Ur pet toad on easy mode

The most viciously brutal insult in the history of mankind. Will turn anyone who is roasted with it to a atomic bomb doomed to explode

Sam: Ur mom gay
Jack: Well, ur dad lesbian
Sam: Well, ur granny tranny and your ancestors molesters.
Jack: Don't make me say the words
Sam: Do it
Jack: Ur pet toad on easy mode
Sam: Turns into atomic bomb and wipes out 3 continents
*Jack learned a life lesson to not say Ur pet toad on easy mode or your friends will die and falls into coma*

by Ah yeah, Mr. Cool October 10, 2019

Toad Muscle

Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.

Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...

by Dingus Hwas September 27, 2006