Kosher Touch

A kosher touch is when one person touches another in an area that would be considered clean and has no inappropriate implications.

A gentle caress of the inner thigh is NOT a kosher touch.

by BigBallaTG February 19, 2017

Cheese touch

When you come in contact with someone who has irritable bowl syndrome

I HAVE THE CHEESE TOUCH

by cheese cheese April 15, 2022

touch fronts

to have sexual intercourse

After the party last night, Mike and Jane went home drunk to touch fronts.

by schwagnasty May 27, 2023

funny touching

When things are starting to get really, really feisty and you start funny touching each other in a secretive manner.

Remember Kayla, Mom said no funny touching in the movies!

by bikergang420 April 23, 2019

poor touch

Getting a handy from a homeless person

I got a poor touch last night

by Fredtheelephant December 28, 2016

tube touch

The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes

Dude, let's tube touch.

by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019

Touching Turkeys

When two gay guys who are very brave and beautiful touch their ball sacks together.

Andrew and Tom are late again, they must be Touching Turkeys.

by Concerned Citizens For The USA December 1, 2019