whirly girly tomato

Choking someone with your cock and/or balls. And squatting up and down, making your cock go in and out of their throat. Shouting: Whirly Girly Tomato BITCH!. Usually ending in death of the victim

Man 1: This girl was killed, but evidence shows she suffered no injuries.

Man 2: Whirly Girly Tomato'd

by Andy&Kyle May 9, 2006

Kenyan tomato pie

The sexual art during which a woman blows bread crumbs down a man's ass cheeks while squishing tomatoes between her boobs, which she later puts behind the man's ears.

After Little Johny got an A+ in all his classes, the student teacher made him stay after class and gave him a Kenyan tomato pie.

by jackiechansfirstwife December 9, 2008

Fried green tomato

When you finally get in that throat punch he’s been deserving for so long

Wow what happened to you!?
I gave him a fried green tomato, he had it coming

by Coleyrae March 22, 2020

creamy tomato soup

Sex move invented by a hacker/phone phreak.

You have to have earned your red wings and have the ability to enjoy eating your own semen(jackingworld encouraged this on me).

phlux found his girl leaking menstrual blood, and requested the creamy tomato soup. He quickly ejaculated on her vagina and lapped it up with his tongue.

A variant of this move is the cream pie instead of ejaculating ON the bloody vagina.

by phlux403 October 13, 2007

cheeto nigga tomato blowjob

when an african of male descent covers his penis in cheeto dust, and proceeds to get a "blowjob" from a tomato.

i just got the greatest cheeto nigga tomato blowjob in my life

by anon98789 April 25, 2019

Flying Tomato

Fast red headed kid.

"that Tatum kid is a Flying Tomato"

by lalalalakjfioajnflakg;lkfj;a January 31, 2009

Poopy Face Tomato Nose

The most amazing character in Family Guy history, conjured up by Peter Griffin himself! He is a handicapped duck with a tomato as his nose, rides a skateboard 24/7 and carries a suitcase containing one shirt which is trapped on the outside. Pretty much slang for a fucking retard :)

One Day, 3 Ducks were crossing the road Goin' to get some soda But they weren't looking where they were goin' And the bus came along and hit them all Now they're handicapped and. . .an...an... ...No . . . that's pretty much it! Handi-Quacs.

Poopy Face Tomato Nose!!!

by yuG ylimaF January 4, 2012