Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host
"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"
by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020
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Chronically lamped

When you and your friends go out and get chronically clamped it means your get in a drunken state
Let's get chronically lamped boys

I was chronically lamped last night
by Yupcharva May 22, 2018
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lamp

I AM LAMP!!!
by quinta harmonia stan December 3, 2021
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Lamp

A word to say when your put in awkward situations
Jack: Hey bae
Krishna: lamp
by Alexa Lois March 15, 2020
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sexy lamp

A theory for movies based on the fact that if a female character could just be replaced with a sexy lamp, the story would just be the exact same.
This chick does literally nothing, she would absolutely fail the sexy lamp test.
by Women are women amirite? April 7, 2024
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lamp

by najna November 20, 2020
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lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".
That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?
by Another September 14, 2008
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