suck a snake

Sly term meant to say slurping on a meat pole.

Mom: Hey Jerry, can you take out the trash?
Jerry: No mom, go suck a snake

by BlackyChan69 June 5, 2016

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snake pull

To masturbate a penis. This can include a male jerking it or a female giving a male a hand job.

1. I think I am going to go on the internet and perform a snake pull. 2. I think it is time for a snake pull.

by midwolf January 10, 2010

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dueling snakes

The act where a friend and yourself whip out one's penis and slap it on someone's passed out face at the same time.

Guy 1- "Whoa...John passed out again, wanna give him the dueling snakes...no homo?"

Guy 2- "Sure bro, it's what he gets for drinking the rest of my whiskey anyways"

by lolololol40 January 23, 2011

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lock snakes

When two dudes wrap their flacid members around each other like two ends of a twist tie and wait for them to become erect so they can start bouncin'

My boy can lock snakes so hard, it's like his johnson is jointed.

by Just_R June 9, 2018

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A female who has been toying with your heart. She played you and your emotions. *coughT.E.R.A.L.K." This type of female is considered to be like Medusa. At first, she was beautiful, then she became..a Snake Woman.

L: "OMG, Monica didn't text me back. I even paid the dinner bill!"
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a Snake Woman."

by GokuThunda December 4, 2015

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