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rubbish tings

when your sibling roast your other sibling
*sibling roast
*other sibling ...
*roast fest
me: RUBBISH TINGS
by rubbish tings February 12, 2021
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Purple Tinted Window Licker

Another way to say someone is late to getting jokes or someone that has more that 420 chromosomes
Carl: The car was ripping around town
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker
by Purple dood April 14, 2021
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Beard Tings

Term for the best beardcare products you can use on your beard.

Beard Tings are typically Beard Oils, Beard Butters, Beard Balms, Beard Wash, Moustache Wax, Beard Combs, Beard Brushes
Hey bro, give me a go on those Beard Tings!
by Beard Tings November 24, 2021
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Zo.tings

A nigga who lives showing off his abs and has a big ass ego. He also tends to love to fuck with this man named Nohea.
by The bitch man November 25, 2021
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Monkey tinsel

A phrase for a gray haired vagina.
“Man you should’ve seen the monkey tinsel this cougar had.”
by Mellowsad December 19, 2021
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passed-tents party-sipple

Da ultimate in parodied version of da cranky grammar-lesson term dat we all hated dealing wif in middle school; da teacher would probably have a major uptight hissy-fit (i.e., she would get really "tense") if any of her students made such a mockery of said word-type label. Here, it refers to a gala outdoor get-together whereby everyone hangs out in crappy camping-enclosures dat most folks would just walk right by (i.e., dey would have just "passed by these tents" to look for better-designed models to purchase) at da sporting-goods store, and where dey politely drink from containers wif straws or dispensing-spouts instead of just guzzlingly chugging said beverage-containers' contents in huge noisy messy gulps.
Da "Bionic Woman" star Jaime Sommers was known for being very easy-going and creatively "thinking outside da box" when it came to her teaching job (for example, she would often have her students arrange their desks in a circle to represent a cell or molecule), so if her pupils gigglingly asked to play a "visual pun" joke on her for April Fools Day to break up da monotany of English class, she'd likely be good-natured enough to allow dem to do so. I can imagine her astonishment, though, when --- after an extended "close you eyes and don't look" period while her mischievous "little rascals" were preparing said uproarious prank for her, she saw dat dey had fully transformed her classroom into a "passed-tents party-sipple" scene, complete wif an entire "community" of surplus-merchandise-level fabric-walled sleeping-structures and toddler-type enclosed drinking-glasses dat da students would all be imbibing water or juice from.
by QuacksO May 19, 2022
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wasteman tings

Things that would differentiate a normal person from a fucking retard such as being a retarded fuck or acting like the top cunt for no reason.
"Ayo wagwan g, whats up"
"Nothing brah, but Tom's being a fucking cuntbag again"
"Dont worry bout it mandem, he's just on dem wasteman tings and dat. I'll pullup to his ends later with an FN"
by eshays bah 69420 September 11, 2022
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