Duncan's willy

Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.

"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."

"I've got Duncan's Willy?"

"PERFECT!"

by CatMac February 7, 2014

Filly Willy

The (often surprise) discovery of a penis on a woman who, it transpires, is a transexual or, in the vernacular, a ladyboy.

Hey! Did you hear about Greg last night? He clicked with a Thai girl at the bar and when he got home with her he found she had a filly willy! Dude, was he shocked!

by Jeremyhotpepper November 20, 2011

Willy Wancha

When someone willy wancha's. They willy wancha.

Billy: "oh mah gah Karen I willy wancha's."

by Willy Wancha September 13, 2020

Bloody willy

Bloody willy is when you slit your palm and masturbate

I gave myself a bloody willy last night

by the 5 footer October 25, 2020

Tainted Willy

The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.

My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.

by candy ass124 January 19, 2010

Wiggly willy

When a male is humping an unattractive female and his erect penis suddenly goes flaccid.

Man 1: Hey i heard you fucked Martha last night!

Man 2: Yeah but in the middle of it she gave me a wiggly willy...

by DannyTheScoob April 10, 2017

waxy willy

It’s like a wet Willy except from your ear to another’s mouth.

Wet willy’s Are for pussies, taste my waxy willy.

by Hymensmasher June 23, 2018