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Whiteboard Tornado Cup

A Japanese Country Band that emerged in late 2011. Their hit singles include "Lemonade Tears", "Punishment Pie", and "Cow Prophet Generator". They sound like a cross between Garth Brooks and Takkyu Ishino.
Young Lad: Have you listened to Whiteboard Tornado Cup?

Old Lad: Yeah man, it's like listening to Hello Kitty fighting Woody from Toystory.
by MuppetPastor November 6, 2011
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undercover tornado

a sexual act in which you masturbate covered by a blanket or sheet and at the point of ejaculation you move your dick in a helicopter motion
tyler: I was masturbating to savannas snapchat,and I accidentally did an undercover tornado.
josh: you better get that shit cleaned up before your mom finds it
by Rice Crispin March 9, 2018
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twin-city tornado

similar to the Wisconsin blow drier, this act involves two givers ejaculating on the receivers face, and then passing gas on the splotch until a proper crust is formed. upon the completion of the crust, the act is completed.
the reciever must be spinning counter clockwise to properly execute this move.
Damn, shawty hit me and dan with the twin-city tornado last night.

WHAT THE SIGMA.
by sigma68 April 24, 2024
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Mach Tornado

A sex act where a dozen Asian men urinate on you while running around you in a circle. The men will often run at high speeds (Mach 2) which results in what seems to be a yellow tornado from the outside. If done correctly, the intense angular momentum combined with their rotational pissing will allow them to achieve liftoff for a short time, carrying you in the process. This is typically only successful due to its immense surprise factor, and lasts a short time due to their limited bladders and small penis’s.
When David finally arrived in Japan, he was surprised with a Mach Tornado from men who looked very much like women.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
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Tornado

Guy 1: Ashley is such a tornado
Guy 2: I know right she was blowing me and got me cumming in 5 minutes
by sppA June 23, 2016
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The Milk Tornado

The act of sppining the male genital in a circular motion while cum comes out of the dick.
"Did you hear that Bob did The Milk Tornado in sex with his wife?"
by advar February 2, 2022
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Tornado Tap Drain

That thing where you make a vortex in beer bottle and drink it real fast and it’s like a tornado in your stomach and then you have to pee but the vortex is still going and your dick is all twisted and you have to pee out the vortex so your dick will twist back the other way.
Man, I just opened up the tornado tap drain. My dick was super twisted after guzzling down all those vortex drinks.
by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex July 27, 2025
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