Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
Get the crooked peckermug. Guy, I gotta get checked out! Chick i was with on the weekend gave me a bad case of wreaked pecker,
Girl, I think that Guy I was with on the weekend had a bad case or wreaked pecker, I better get a check out.
Girl, I think that Guy I was with on the weekend had a bad case or wreaked pecker, I better get a check out.
by epycrate February 4, 2010
Get the wreaked peckermug. Interchangable with wang-whacker, tallywhacker or bird chopping utensil, also might have been used like many other insults or rhyming insults.
Maybe after a very extensive observation period, I fear they might try to harm me tallywhacker with all these pecker-whackers with their pecker-whacking utensils. They have harmed my duck and now I have reason to believe they're sending the birds of prey level pecker-whacker dragoons.
by S'got"MostLike08TarotMagician" April 28, 2023
Get the Pecker-whackermug. by rawrxduwu August 16, 2018
Get the Peckermug. by CGB86 May 12, 2018
Get the pecker natsmug. by Batboi December 23, 2020
Get the Pecker popmug. When a woman wears baggy jeans causing them to bunch up and you can't tell weather or not there a transvestite.
by "iron" man May 16, 2017
Get the puss-peckermug.