When a person or company reaches a foregone, usually emotionally-driven conclusion, and then rationalizes their actions with backwards logic in order to justify their loopy bullshit. Hamstering occurs when people arrive at a conclusion first, and then look for reasons to justify what they already believe.
by OneRedFox May 21, 2025

by James rejenold January 2, 2022

by Koudaku December 6, 2020

The other night I was at the strip club when a small person climbed up on stage and I noticed that she was rocking a too-tight g-string and was suffering from severe hamster toe. Needless to say, I made it rain on that classy broad.
by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012

She sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof. He lays across the roof of the car with his wiener hanging through the open sunroof. She performs her impression of a thirsty hamster on a water bottle.
by Totallynormalguy69420 March 30, 2024

A female that tends to sleep most of the day, cook good food, smoke marijuana and play video games. Most hamsters also have an eclectic taste in music, shows, and other entertainment.
Physically hamster tend to be short thicc girls.
Physically hamster tend to be short thicc girls.
The maker of this is a hamster; she sleeps 10hrs and splits the waking time between work, games, and cooking.
I am a hamster, I need music to breathe and can cook a meal out of nothing
The hamster is a short thicc girl that's perfect wife material
I am a hamster, I need music to breathe and can cook a meal out of nothing
The hamster is a short thicc girl that's perfect wife material
by Pink Hamster Kirby April 20, 2022

by Debskelly1985 March 30, 2023
