Ditch mode

Getting left behind on purpose.

I’m going out with my friends today and putting my old lady on ditch mode.

by Old lady 1976 October 01, 2021

Dick ditched

When a guy ditches you to hang out with his friends.
Female equivalent to being bitch ditched.

"Want to go out Lisa, I've been dick ditched!"

by Mindy B. April 24, 2008

Ditching

Touching someone sexually

John loves ditching kids, but he has a zero win rate

by MunichBetter January 03, 2025

Ditching

To have sex in a ditch

I fucked a girl in a ditch the other day, I was ditching long into the night

by Smedge April 16, 2021

Mushroom ditch

Whores vagina

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.

by Puntilla August 23, 2017

epic ditch

The biggest ditch of all time.

Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.

Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.

by Magic Johnson fanboy #1 October 08, 2015

D.J. Ditch

The D.J. ditch is when someone who always makes plans with you ditchs you all the time

Dude! Why did you D.J. Ditch me last night!?

My sister keeps being a D.J. Ditch...

by Kidwitt July 27, 2018