Danish Crown

When you're going down on a bloke whilst eating salty licorice and it leaves a ring of salty licorice stain around the head of the penis - that's a Danish Crown.

Yeah mate, total accident, I gave him a sticky Danish Crown

by Danish Bloke September 6, 2022

White Crown

A weak male orgasm in which the semen has no velocity to properly exit the tip therefore dribbling over the head. A quote crown of jizz.

I was waiting for a facial, but all he managed to do was give himself a white crown.

by grant drew June 12, 2022

Triple Crown

When you full send for 3 consecutive days

“Day 3 of sending it?”
“You already know it, gotta go for the triple crown!”

by fullsend101 September 27, 2018

Crown

smacked on the head.

She resisted the temptation to crown him.

by Arminkshipper June 19, 2024

silver qwerty crown

what you get when you make 25 qwerty definitions

person 1 i got the silver qwerty crown
person 2 step 2 of 4 to being a loser
person 1 starts going for gold

by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022

crusty crown

The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.

Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

Anglia Crowning

When a company continues to operate, despite being obviously insolvent and run by donkeys and employing a majority of staff members that struggle with the most basic of English language tasks. Often run by Swedish venture capitalists that sound vaguely like a product range in IKEA

Are they still running, Dave?
Yep, they are Chris. They're Anglia Crowning.

How come they are still managing to operate, they've been doing nothing for weeks!
Anglia Crowning. Just pure crowning.

by FuzzCumber November 5, 2025