Chris

Gay

Chris is gay

by Bigcockbradders January 15, 2020

Chris

Legit the sexiest man on the planet. He slays all the pussy and gets all that bread. A total meme lord with the dankest memes. He's got a dick that's at least 20 feet.

-Who's that sexy man?

Oh that's Chris

by McDuggle December 18, 2018

Chris

The king of the gays. He will do anything to ruin your life.

Chris tried to hurt me.

by Jeremiah Wilson June 7, 2019

Chris

Chris is a small midget that loves video games. He doesnt like excersise but if he finds the write sport he will stick to it. He has the chubbiest face and tiny puppy hands. Chris zometimes puts his family first but doesnt like sharing chips or food.

Chris is amazing but sometimes a loser

by 123chrisgamer December 2, 2018

Chris

The 69th reincarnation of christ. Chris is the type of person to say a joke that will cause your lungs to collapse. He is the bane of all simps and is a chick magnet. He is also the lord of time and space.

Boy1: I found my whole family dead this morning!
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.

by Trainsandbutter October 6, 2020

Chris

The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Chris, I recommend leaving him immediately. He will start drama for no reason at all, snitch on you, and be super weird

Person one: “oh so your gay? Your name must be Chris then!”

by IReallyWantToFuckYouRylie:) October 2, 2020

Chris

Chris is a guy that people think is a jerk. Don't worry though. He doesn't try to be one. Therefore he is an asshole. He can make jokes and games better than anyone. He likes a lot of girls but is rarely liked back. Often slapped for hitting on them. Loves to see gore, but is scared quite easily. Chris has a strategy for everthing and often uses them for the upper hand. May seem like a tough-ass, but loves plushes and is secretly a weaboo. Often makes sure his hair is perfect even though he denies it. Loves to take breaks to play Nintendo or watch YouTube. Mor of a 2017 11 year old girl than a guy. Has friends and tends to make friend with weird people. Warning. Do not get into fights with Chris. He usually takes the upper hand by using strategies or blackmail. Also ships all of his friends.

"I don't get why Chris likes me so much." "Screw you, Chris!" "HOW DID YOU WIN CHRIS?!?"

by PMKNCMJ May 28, 2017