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anus lashing

The act of repeatedly whipping your partner (preferably with a pig whip) in the anus,until their anus represents a bloodied flower (rose bud)
Wow! Billy reallly did a grrat job giving me an anus lashing last night. Gee whiz!
by nickyboytoy September 19, 2016
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sparkle anus

Dude she had that sparkle anus shit hurt my dick
by 90 foot vagina May 3, 2014
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Anus Geyser

When someone’s anus is open wide enough to fit mentos inside, some tosses in a few mentos and then pours in coke into the hole, thus causing a massive explosion straight out of the anus
“Mark what are those mentos for, I thought we were going to have sex”, “open up Susan, the anus geyser comes first”.
by Applebees56276 September 10, 2023
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Ur Anus

What i thought was a peepee but its the other end
A: Bro I just saw Ur anus last night!
B: ._______.
A: It was so cool!
B: Ok shut up now
by Alch3myX June 1, 2021
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Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.
Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.
by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018
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The Anus Effect

The anus effecr is very powerful and possibly deadly. Basically, Anus is a skanky ass dwag whose an essay fucker and has a new disability every day. These creatures are very easily triggered so make sure to chop their ears off b4 u open ur blowhole.
Possum: Is that the emo anus everyones been talkin abt
Possum wife: OH NO ITS THE ANUS EFFECT, WE ALL GON BE A CRUSTY ASS FURRIES RUNNNN
by Mcneals Long Lost Dad April 4, 2023
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Anus saxophone

A fart so musically tuned it has a similar sound to a saxophone.

This can be caused by:

1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.

2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.

Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.
"Ooh Christ I just made an anus saxophone! Jesus, what a smell! It's like tear gas! I'm going to be sick! Oh well, it sounds very nice."
by Boxyboxyman October 3, 2014
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