This is when an extremely tan guy wearing board shorts sticks his man shaft into his female partner's pooper and then denies that he has done so.
Guy 1: Hey man i super tanned a girl last night!
Guy 2: So you stuck it in her pooper right?
Guy 1: Naw man, that ain't me!
Guy 2: So you stuck it in her pooper right?
Guy 1: Naw man, that ain't me!
by Capitainjacob December 02, 2011
a light shade of tan designed to match the largest variety of skin tones. developed specifically to hide the traces of a secret romantic encounter
MY GOD that was AMAZING... but no one can know, make sure you use the Tryst Tan shade to cover those marks i left of your neck
by Au pair January 04, 2011
a piece of sheeeeeeeeeet he is a dummy dumb dingus who always slap people
If you don't keep it in or can't decide my friend Qaseh will hunt you
If you don't keep it in or can't decide my friend Qaseh will hunt you
Max Tan is a piece of shit
by KayaBoii November 13, 2019
When a female's full covering bikini tan lines leave her buttocks ghostly white while her legs, stomach, and back are beautifully tan leaving her to look like she is wearing a diaper while in the nude.
A Diaper Tan is when a girl is fully nude and her body while beautifully tan, is white around her private parts and buttocks leaving her looking like she is wearing a diaper.
by speedramp35 August 02, 2010
by Nadex January 25, 2011
An exceptionally young tan woman with freckles. An a divine ass. She is hot beyond this world an a fantastic lover.
by ho wrecker April 15, 2016
When you have surprise anal with a blindfold
by DoubleDeezNuts March 19, 2019