Drop Steam

(verb) To take a crap. To truly be classified as a 'steamer' the poop to toot ratio should be no less than 70/30. Since the amount of ass air is so high, the smell will be intense, but brief.

Where's the poop spray? I need to drop steam.

by MO Diesel August 05, 2006

steam head

someone who is unaware of what is going on around them; head full of steam.

Steam head thought the tire was only flat on the bottom.

by JimUrq May 14, 2006

steamed clam

When a female presses her genitalia against a window, to be viewed by onlookers on the other side. The female version of the 'pressed fruit bowl'.

Dude, you should have seen it. All the girls in the next car were flashing us, but Christy wanted to one-up them all, so she totally brought out the steamed clam!

by MerkXRTurbo April 12, 2008

steam-bullet

a extreme device used for cleaning household items and bifkins

i steam cleaned a bifkin using my STEAM BULLET

by biking October 04, 2003

steam boat

(verb) To defecate within the cleavage of unsuspecting female, with intent to follow standard motorboating protocol.

Oh man, last night I took my date to the mexican restaurant down town and then I totally had a hot steam boat later

by bennybenbenben November 16, 2008

steam tubing

having a girl use a tube to blow smoke into her pussy then breathing in the smoke as you fuck her

i was steam tubing with that bitch and got high as fuck

by phyzc1 January 13, 2012

Steamed Crabs

To shit or fart on your partners crab infested pubes.

"I totally farted on that dudes junk during a lap dance and gave him Steamed Crabs."

by Bleedingoak April 13, 2012