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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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Seeds

Seeds generally means research chemicals. Originates from one of the most popular research chemical LSA which is in the form of seeds.
Dude 1: Wow bro, these seeds are really kickin in i feel like im letting go of my ego and becoming one with the universe.
Dude 2: Needn't say that, i already telepathically saw that tought before you said it.
by Kurcho December 3, 2018
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perm-seed

Short for Permanent Seeding - In the context of peer to peer file sharing, and popular ideas in general: To enjoy something immensely or feel strongly about a file or concept and wish be able to continually share it with others.
"I'm going to perm-seed 'An Inconvenient Truth' just to digitally stick it to big oil."

"That Rabbi tends to perm-seed morals in every discussion."
by Digital Signal X December 11, 2008
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seed hit

When your smoking a joint and you burn through a seed that you didn't find when you rolled it.
That seed hit was harsh. I don't want to do that again.
by jimmybomm January 28, 2021
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My seed

have an amazing day my seed<3
by tom the toad August 24, 2021
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Seed Voice

A scratchu, cracking voice
Dude, that kid's got a seed voice.
by Bandit Heeler June 5, 2024
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