National Ranch Day

April 20th is the day where you get some friends and you all--as a symbolic gesture of your unity and friendship--drink a bottle of ranch together.

Person 1: Happy National Ranch Day!
Person 2: You too! Time for some ranch!!!
Person 3: Ranch up!

by Benardo Fernardo April 18, 2018

Ranch Style

A set of sex positions including Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl, as well as the male versions of these like Cowboy and Reverse Cowboy. Gender-neutral.

That hot enby rode me Ranch style all night

by realjayjem April 23, 2023

ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“No! I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 22, 2018

Ranch on the side

When fire your load on your mate's arse giving it the name

I gave Ashlie some ranch on the side last night

by That one guy no one likes September 03, 2015

heavy ranch

when the ranch is extra thick

girl you dont even know i was with jimmy last night and he had that heavy ranch

by bmikers February 23, 2022

Ranch fist

To fist your partner while only using ranch dressing as lubrication

We ruined our brand new sheets last night when you gave me that ranch fist honey

by Furry peach December 08, 2018

Ranch Hand

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.

"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."

by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023