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puddle fuck

A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck
Babe I want to puddle fuck you...
He screwed me so much last night, it was a total puddle fuck.
by Scottish edgit June 19, 2018
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puddle huddle

When 3 or more tweakers gather round in a circle to 10 & 2 oil burners ..aka Study for their Math test.
Hey do you guys want to go and scrap some copper so we can get a puddle huddle going in a Minute
by Come down creep February 11, 2024
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Rack Puddle

When your load settles into a puddle in between her cleavage or on a flat surface of her breast.
(1. )"She told me I could titty fuck her only if after I slurped off the 'Rack Puddle".
(2.)"Oh please let me give you a 'Rack Puddle' I swear if you don't like it we won't do it again".
by Professor Calamitous December 26, 2016
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Puddle Fart

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.
I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.
by That guys not an Andrew April 18, 2022
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Front Puddle

Yes, I haven't had pizza in weeks!! Look at my front puddle!
by PaddyWenzz April 15, 2016
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Puddling

When a someone's anus is filled with bodily fluids and they walk and squat in a circle to push out fluids.
Miles was puddling in the living room last night and now it stinks in here.
by Cantcakes June 19, 2025
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puddled

A state of lethargy that an individual resides in. Commonly associated with being thrown into a chaotic social life and burning out over time.
*Paul finds himself in a state of desperation and seeks help from his closest of friends: Rachel, Avery, Nate, and Alex.

Paul: Ohh golly, friends, I am so puddled after this long night of silly activities.

Rachel: *walks away*

*Paul diverts his complete attention to Avery*

Avery: Ohh biblically Paul, made you should take a hefty nap.

Nate & Alex: *in unison* Lets all go sleep together! I know you have been puddled!
by starvedchild2002 September 8, 2021
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