Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.

When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny

by Rionox February 8, 2023

Johnny Quaser

Niche Internet micro celebrity / part time twitter reply guy… affiliated with Twitch and Bakagang

Johnny quaser is kinda funny

by Twitter ooc dickridin July 19, 2022

lil johnny

New Zealand's drift king. Often spotted drifting in a Nissan Cefiro.

yofuk yo lil johnny, hit it! HIT IT NIGGA! YEEEEEAAHHHH!

by katsukid October 26, 2019

Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.

Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*

by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021

Johnny burns

Johnny is an outstanding guy, he might be quiet but oh boy is he deadly . He gets all the girls in the world and will maybe leave you with only ONE. He’s a smart white boy who basically gets money and fucks bitches. You would love to have Johnny burns in ur life . The kid also is funny like fawkkkkk he’s a 10/10

“Damn bro Johnny burns stole my girl “
“Yeah dude that’s what he does , they come to him”

by HFS tahjea January 20, 2022

Johnny Bravo

Someone you see everywhere but never interact with

That guy has become a Johnny Bravo figure in my life

by Almostfriday May 12, 2022

Johnny Bravo

Someone you see everywhere but never interact with

That guy’s become a total Johnny Bravo figure in my life! I see him everywhere but we’ve never spoken

by Almostfriday May 12, 2022