dark lightskin

Someone who is lightskin and almost dark enough to be brownskin but not quite therefore they are a dark lightskin.

Bob: I'm brownskin
Bill: no your not your dark lightskin

by Bigmessupx3 June 27, 2020

darkness and loneliness

Emo's and depressed people's best friends

Happy kid: "hey do you have any best friends?"
Depressed kid: "yea..."
Happy kid: "well, what's their names?"
Depressed kid: "darkness and loneliness"

by TacoJay October 31, 2018

Dark Territory

1. An area without cell phone reception.
2. Under Siege 2.

Hold up G, I'm gonna hit dark territory, I'll phone you back.

by Scott Collette May 11, 2007

Dark Garland

Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego

One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”

by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022

Dark Humor

A black comedian.

Look up, that's what dark humor is.

by Bi Bob February 2, 2022

Dark Knighter

When one decides to see a movie several times, sometimes in succession, much like how many people saw The Dark Knight at least three times.

I hope you brought money for lots of popcorn. Billy and the gang are pulling a Dark Knighter.

A: Dammit, we missed the opening sequence to Watchmen!
B: It's all good, we're probably gonna pull a Dark Knighter so you should see the scene at least twice more.

by {my/life/has/a/soundtrack} March 9, 2009

Dark Pasta

The invisible, intangible part of an Italian restaurant meal that you never eat but know must exist because of the difference between the value of the food you did eat and the price you paid for it.

$15? Must be 70% Dark Pasta.

by PJ_W January 23, 2010