Crispy

Something that is thin and desirable

Mazen: Guurrrrlllll you crispy AF
His wife: WTF? That’s not even a thing.
Mazen: It means thin and desirable. Look it up.

by Zenma April 2, 2023

crispy tone of a cough

the satisfying frequency of an expulsion of air from the lungs and throat, typically when one is sick or has a build up of mucus.

woah, the crispy tone of a cough really gets me bricked up.

by jinluver February 20, 2022

Soggy and Crispy

Literally anything (but mostly food) that have a soggy but still a crispy texture to it.

“It’s soggy but still crispy you know” “Soggy and Crispy”

by legendarysagemain October 20, 2021

crispy

The adjective used to describe Colonel Sanders in recent KFC commercials

Colonel Sanders: Extra crispy Colonel Sanders here with extra crispy chicken

by CrispDrakeHypeness July 20, 2016

are these the worlds most crispy fries...

let's find out

I went to a burger place and saw fries and wondered ARE THESE THE WORLDS MOST CRISPY FRIES...

by BelugaDome February 26, 2024

Crispy TJ

When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.

"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"

or

"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."

by JR Puffinstuff June 7, 2016

Crispy

The act of getting really really stoned

Let's get crispy

by Dapug February 8, 2021