covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.

Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.

by bilemonger May 29, 2020

Covid shuffle

While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.

Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.

by Chriscape April 16, 2020

The Covid Trombone

When you get your Covid-19 laden asshole eaten out while getting a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing an infected Covid-19 trombone...with a 'rusty', brown Covid-19 smeared mouthpiece.
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Carol introduced Bob to the The Covid Trombone when she stuck her tongue in his virus filled ass while jerking him off.

by Sok Phupet May 3, 2020

Covid Chips

The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.

Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.

by chickentoes2 January 30, 2021

Covid Hipster

Someone who says they had Covid-19 pre-pandemic. Whether or not they actually did is not clear.

Tom won't stop talking about the cold he couldn't shake entirety of November in 2019. He is such a Covid Hipster.

by Bearrenegade August 6, 2021

Covid Line

A line that appears longer than it actually is due to Covid-19 social distancing practices

I thought that line was super long for chick-fil-a, but it was just a Covid line.

by Despofordummy March 17, 2021

Hangover Covid

Hangover Covid (COVID aka Coronavirus Disease) is a symptom one experiences the morning after getting blackout drunk similar to a regular hangover and may subside for a few days. It's most common in people who think they had COVID but most certainly did not, and are now telling everyone they know that they survived the most infectious disease of 2020. Generally done for no other reason that to make an excuse that why felt slightly sick or to impress their peers.

"Yo, I got blackout drunk with my buddies from out of town and the next day I swear I had COVID."
"Did you take a test?"
"Nah but my headache lasted a few days and my nose was stuffed up for a bit."

"Bro you had hangover covid."

by cheesyfeet December 3, 2020