dirt bike shop

is where ANYONE can go to get shit for riding, boys and girls who kick ass.
hey guy, hey girl, lets go to the dirt bike shop and buy a new flag so we can go race. sweet. ok.
by mk17 July 16, 2008
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Bike Without a Seat

2 Steps Down: A nasty plain ugly girl that usually involves alcohol to sleep with.
One step worse than a razor scooter.
Coming from the idea that you'll ride a bike without a seat when you're drunk, but it'll hurt in the morning.
by robinall March 21, 2007
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Jesus christ on a bike

an exclamition of complete surprise, can be used instead OMG or some other thing you say when your surprised
Random: Yes i got an A, fuck yeah!

Random 2: Jesus Christ on a bike i got a D+

Random: Stupid gimp
by ph1LL September 19, 2010
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Fat Ho On a Bike

A drink or shot made with equal parts Tequila, Amaretto and a splash of coke.

or

A fat ho, literally riding a bike. Preferrably in tight spandex.
Let me get a shot of a FHOAB. A few of those I will surely be taking one home tonight.

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OMG, look at that Fat Ho On A Bike, it's not really socially acceptable for obese sluts to be exercising...in public
by E Dub705 January 15, 2008
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Get on your bike

To get on one's bike is simply to tell another person to fuck off.
Man1: Oi you wanker you stole my chips!
Man2: Get on your bike you bastard and ride it!
by Bex2906 August 20, 2006
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peruvian bike helmet

a sexual act in which one person excretes feces into their hands, then proceeds to smear it on their partner from the forehead, to the base of the neck. After this sand is then poured over the head of the receiving partner and is then followed by ejaculating over the sand, further cementing the gritty shit helmet onto the scalp.
Donald Trump was seen last Thursday sporting a Peruvian bike helmet, an admittedly much better trade up from his usual toupee.
by ZippyJack March 08, 2016
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on your bike mike

Synonym for "Fuck off". Works best if the persons name is Mike.
- "Aye mate can you sling us a ciggie?"
"nah mate"
- "you're a fuckin dog cunt"
"on your bike mike"
by Herbington March 01, 2016
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