People born on May 30 are the sexiest people on fucking earth.
They might think they are not cute and that no one likes them
But actually everyone is into them, they're just afraid to be rejected
.
They also have the best sex
They might think they are not cute and that no one likes them
But actually everyone is into them, they're just afraid to be rejected
.
They also have the best sex
F: Have you seen Emily? She's fine asf
X: IKR! She must be born on May 30
Z: I heard that she has amazing sex
X: IKR! She must be born on May 30
Z: I heard that she has amazing sex
by Iwasbornonmay39lol April 18, 2020

by lnexcusable March 21, 2022

Jebus: excuse me officer is 4:20 a police code or the time you change shifts?
Officer: no we change shifts at 4:30, always have
Officer: no we change shifts at 4:30, always have
by anarchy4:20 October 11, 2006

by -j.o.e- December 12, 2007

this is the day where the BADDEST BITCHES are born. they don't care what other people say and if someone tries to talk poorly of their friends...... there is going to be a funeral. They are psychopaths and if their chats got leaked with their best friend... they are getting death sentence. They know how to deal with bullies and put them right in their place. Eye rolls are their signature look and nobody has better humor. They instantly know when something is wrong or when someone is fake and decide to keep it to themselves. Not to mention that they give you many chances but NEVER forget what you did even if they act like they don't. moral of the story, YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM!!!
by bad bitchez October 21, 2020

The catch phrase and telephone number of Greco pizza that will play on repeat in your mind until your death.
Bill: Hey Jim, 310-30-30
Jim: *replays "310-30-30 Greco" in mind*
Bill: *Snickers*
Jim: Bill you Bastard
Jim: *replays "310-30-30 Greco" in mind*
Bill: *Snickers*
Jim: Bill you Bastard
by DocHoliday1st July 5, 2019

by ihateitheresomuch February 8, 2021
