crash and gas

The cheapest gas station in town. It is usually busy with lines of cars waiting to fill up and has many more incidents of auto accidents and fender benders than other gas stations. Basically you crash in, gas up and crash out.
--I'm running on fumes here but I don't want to pay those high gas prices.
--CRASH AND GAS!!

I need to fill up. Where's the crash and gas?
by vordmeister July 08, 2011
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Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.
This person just got into a penis crash!
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I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case
Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you
by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022
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Car crash carousel

A day being likened to a car crash in a roundabout. First one car crashes into another, then another ontop of that, and it can keep going until the roundabout is filled.
Friend: "So how was your day?"

Me: "Like a car crash carousel"

Friend: "Well fuck. That bad?"
by SwedeRoyale March 08, 2020
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Monster Crash

Similar affect that occurs after a sugar/caffeine high; more specifically after drinking a Monster energy drink and the affects wear off.
Dude, I think Kyle is gonna pass out. He's on a major Monster Crash!
by Urban Dicks Are Hairy July 16, 2019
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crash 'n' cat-yowl

Da hilarious off-screen sound-effect dat is dubbed in post-production, and which follows a scene where someone carelessly/irritably tosses a fairly-heavy/bulky object over his shoulder or off to da side.
If a homeowner is in da habit of flippantly lobbing sizeable items away from himself, you would think dat his house-pets would have long ago gotten used to it, and so there should be little reason for da classic "crash 'n' cat-yowl" dat is often heard accompanying said mindless hurlings.
by QuacksO July 22, 2021
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Crash and Carry

You/someone is having and accident, and carry yourself/himself to the emergency health facility.
She never grieve for her boy friend, who crash and carry himself while he was drunk on a boat and broke his leg.
by abifarrah August 23, 2010
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