Teddy Tear

A Teddy Tear is a slight gash in a condom in which cum can seep through. Most usually occurs when fucking a girls brains out. Going Slow and Steady Eddy can reduce the chances of a Teddy Tear happening.

Have fun but watch out for a Teddy Tear.

by Shankapotomis August 9, 2010

teddy

Teddy is a woman who is obsessed with her dog and enjoys eating pizzelles in bed naked while watching crime shows.

That girl is such a teddy

by deerpark2016 August 17, 2016

Teddy Bear Friendzone

This version of the friend zone is just what it sounds like, meaning that a girl (Preferably) is friends with a guy to the point where she only cuddles and tell feelings occasionally but never protrudes the question to engage in sexual intercourse or an intense make-out session.

The Strong Majority of females Teddy Bear Friendzone guys because they want to be able to touch something while they talk about their parents than the wall or a blank Tv.

by Grumpy Gril'la November 20, 2017

teddy

Any person unfortunate enough to be named Teddy carries the burden of being sexually attracted to PC parts. His porn folder involves photos of GPUs and CPUs, as well as SSDs and RAM. He can't handle going five minutes without telling someone that his PC is better than theirs.

you might as well name your kid jack or something

person1: Jesus christ, all those techies in the I.T. building are probably named teddy.
person2: Wanna bet on it?
person 3: yes

by two trucks playing chess August 18, 2021

Prod.Telly

The best producer to touch anywhere near the molecules of earth, he is Jesus’s incarnation , he’s the best beat maker anyone has ever seen.

Me: Have you listened to Prod.Telly beats?

Random🤡: no

Me: what are you doing with your life…

by Swervojayo October 7, 2021

Teddy Boy

An extremely emotional and physically soft man. Cries or whines at the drop of a hat, sometimes just to get “mommy’s attention” from their lady friends. Overly emotional.

He was acting like a real Teddy Boy last night. He didn’t stop whining until she gave him attention.

by Dr, Mr, Hey…Beard December 4, 2021

Telly

a fat ugly skank whore who cant decide which guy to chase after.

I know a Telly; she has a new dream guy every week.

by john Doe May 13, 2005