used tampon

the unfaithful penis that has been used by more than one person until forever

"I just cheated on my ex cuz I'm a used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Texas tampon

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.

I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.

by Teenypetey January 19, 2025

used tampon

an unsafe penis

"Watch out for him, he's packing a used tampon."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the defiled penis, any defiled penis, every defiled penis

"Help! My penis has been turned into a used tampon! I should've stuck with one woman for my whole life"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.

"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"

by Edwina rose February 17, 2024

Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person

The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon

by Snoopmog October 9, 2022

laminated ventilated tampon

A tampon that has been laminated, then ventilated and guhed.

Wow, where'd she get that laminated ventilated tampon? It's really guh.

by poopsiethunderstorm December 24, 2010