swim bladder disease

When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.

Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.

by Real Houz September 14, 2018

Clasp n swim

To jerk off a nigga with your feet, you first clasp it and then stroke back and forth like a swim.

Oh he was eating the soul out my pussy so I clasp’d n swim this nigga

This freak had a foot fetish and asked me to clasp n swim him 😳

by HoneyB361 June 19, 2019

swim

A straight white male. The actual acronym is SWM but that's hard to pronounce and therefore hard to use as a slur.

Friends of said swim: "Wassup my swim"
People who dislike said swim: "Look at that swim, what a b!tch"
People who aren't straight, white, or a male: "Swims are the root of all evil"

by Fl0ppyn00dl3 November 9, 2021

Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers.

A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.

"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

by Narstream November 17, 2022

swim

To weave between lanes in an highway. More used in New york

Yo your good at swimming not gonna lie

by swim> June 21, 2024

Swimming the creek

Rather than making an actual connection with your crushconnecting the bridge this is the act of stalking their social media to see if they are single or not.

You creep just quit swimming the creek.

by Andreas Tortellini May 25, 2018

Swimming

The female version of Skiing. Where the middle of three people fingers the two outside women.

Hey man, I'm about to go sit between those two beautiful women and go swimming.

by Shafn February 3, 2019