Cyber-support

Supporting someone via the internet

I cyber-supported my friend and her boyfriend

by imtrynnaproveapoint November 13, 2017

Tech Deck Support

"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.

Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise

by Tech Deck Support May 8, 2018

Looming Support Syndrome

The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.

You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.

by Wandering Fox June 13, 2016

Academic Support

1. A stupid middle-school class full of slightly below-average kids who really need time to do their homework not some long-ass explanation.
2. The nice word for "Sped School"

Person 1: Yo, bro, wha'chu got next period?
Person 2: Academic Support.

by KickTheChair77 January 17, 2018

Bitcoin Support Project

A 27 trillion Yen fund created by the Satoshi Nakamoto Group in October 2013. The Bitcoin Support Project was established in order to bring Bitcoin's value back up every time it has a major crash or investors lose interest in the market. The project ensures Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies dethrone central banks and give power back to the people. Analysts estimate the fund grows by a whopping 170% annually due to the "pump and dump" effect it has on the market. This improves the market influence potential for the next pump. Each time the fund has been used, the sudden surge in market value usually results in massive media coverage, attracting new investors and improving liquidity. An agreement was established for the fund to be discontinued once central banks cease operation due to fiat currencies becoming redundant.

Jerry: "Look, the Bitcoin Bubble's Burst."
Anna: "Nah, now's the perfect time to invest! The Bitcoin Support Project will bring it back, probably tenfold!"

by Satoshi Nakamoto Group February 13, 2018

family support

A sweet/innocent-sounding term for frequent/ongoing financial handouts that one or more mooching relatives (such as adult-children or nephews/nieces) request/expect from one or more fiscally-solvent/responsible relatives (such as parents, grandparents, or aunts/uncles), step-relatives, or in-laws.

Disgusted step-father: Boy, when I agreed to a "family support" clause in the prenup, it never occurred to me that I'd be expected to actually FINANCIALLY SUPPORT my apathetic step-daughter and her lazy good-for-nothing live-in boyfriend! They act like they love and appreciate me, but I know they really only view me as a walking ATM!

by QuacksO January 2, 2017

Life Support

When your charger can't keep up with your phone.

"Can I borrow your charger?"
"Don't you have one?"
"Nah, I've just got life support."

by Splanks February 10, 2017