I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

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by PixelPlazmaa January 31, 2021

pulling you by a string

When a person is "pulling you on a string" it's kinda like they are playing hard to get,or they are mysterious in a way.

Guy 1: The girl I like is teasing me but when I try to make a move she backs away.
Guy 2: That sucks Dude.Do you think she's still going to open up later?
Guy 1:Idk, but I hope she does. I don't like all crap.
Guy 2: she's just pulling you by a string.

by Allycat44 January 19, 2018

Strinkle string

when someone swallows a piece of string and it gets left there for 12 hours and once its traversed through the body, you must eat it out while it’s covered in shit.

“Delphi let me do a strinkle string on her last night, the shit was pretty dirty..” Tabby says, reminiscent of the event.

by Delphi-dingle September 28, 2025

magic string

Flexing your penis while making a pulling motion with your hand. Giving the illusion that the penis is being pulled by a sting.

I'd like to show her the magic string.

Women generally ask if they can pull the string. Tell them no

by Mr. Brezlin April 27, 2016

Elephant String

A tampon string hanging out of a large woman.

Damn. Thanks he girl with the elephant string shouldn’t be skinny dipping!

by KimSimpson July 10, 2022

invisible string theory

Phenomenon popularized by tiktok, describes as having an "invisible string" between them and their partner. because of the string, they ran into each other multiple times in the past until they finally got together.

"The invisible string theory has been bringing us together for our entire lives"

by oohi;fioajsdpfojaifaoidjfodjsp April 14, 2024