Drop Steam

(verb) To take a crap. To truly be classified as a 'steamer' the poop to toot ratio should be no less than 70/30. Since the amount of ass air is so high, the smell will be intense, but brief.

Where's the poop spray? I need to drop steam.

by MO Diesel August 5, 2006

vaginal steaming

When a woman gets so mad that her vagina starts to steam.

"Man, did you see how Margaret was vaginal steaming when the boss told her she had to work overtime?"
"Yea man, she was smokin hot!"

by An Fírinne Hurts January 1, 2019

steamed clam

When a female presses her genitalia against a window, to be viewed by onlookers on the other side. The female version of the 'pressed fruit bowl'.

Dude, you should have seen it. All the girls in the next car were flashing us, but Christy wanted to one-up them all, so she totally brought out the steamed clam!

by MerkXRTurbo April 15, 2008

steam-bullet

a extreme device used for cleaning household items and bifkins

i steam cleaned a bifkin using my STEAM BULLET

by biking October 3, 2003

steam boat

(verb) To defecate within the cleavage of unsuspecting female, with intent to follow standard motorboating protocol.

Oh man, last night I took my date to the mexican restaurant down town and then I totally had a hot steam boat later

by bennybenbenben December 9, 2008

steam fuck

When you boil water and capture the steam and put your dick in it

I'm about to steam fuck that

by Killum May 16, 2017

Steam review

The worst of the worst. Steam users will relentlessly downvote your review into oblivion if you so much as criticize their favorite game, but will upvote inside jokes and other garbage "reviews" that don't help people out at all. If you base your purchases off Steam reviews you may just be a retard.

If you decide not to recommend a game, you must provide a 10 paragraph essay about why you don't like the game and you have to still kiss the game's ass the whole time and downplay any frustrations you might have, lest you succumb to the wrath of the Steam hordes. This strict mob mentality is not applied if you decide to recommend a game, then you can write damn near anything and get upvotes.

Typical steam review recommendation system:

207 out of 215 people found this review helpful:

I made a cowboy go into space and shoot the moon 10/10! RECOMMENDED!

Meanwhile your review:

2 out of 100 people found this review helpful:

This game was ok, but had some flaws and here's why.... reviewer talks at length why he didn't like the game in a fair manner

by Prometheus McSpanky May 13, 2017