stalked you gently online

To search for (to google) someone on the internet, out of a social curiosity or a general interest. The phrase implies a benevolent intent. It is meant to convey that the person doing the search is taking care to avoid being intrusive and to respect common social boundaries.

I stalked you gently online before I came over today. There was not much to find! You don't have many posts on your social media.

by B55 May 12, 2022

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Site-stalk

The action of rapid website/page refresh to stay as up to date as possible.

Person 1: "Are you getting tickets to see Paramore?"
Person 2: "Of course, gonna site-stalk so I don't miss getting tickets."

by authy February 9, 2023

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table stalk

the act of stalking someone or watching them from across a table or other form of surface and noticing subtleties that others would not be aware of. this usually applies to close friends but can sometimes relate to a plain old creeper

while table stalking, panda learned that adventure boy eats fermented milk (viili) from his home country of scandinavia/finlandia. this came as quite a shock because viili happens to be lactic acid bacteria which is disgusting

by Tomato Pandaa March 27, 2009

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The Bean Stalk

When you dip your penis in coffee and then get your girl to suck it off.

I gave my girl The Bean Stalk last night

by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022

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Pocket Stalking

A Pocket Stalker is someone who doesn't know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.

Bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. Can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?

I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month

by Edwinnaar May 17, 2009

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