Smoker's Deal

Smoker's Deal is a term used when you get an unbelievable bargain for something. Smoker's Deal is something that a crack head would offer you on a product/service at a super low rate.

"Hey man I'll sell you this 52' inch flat screen for 20 bucks!".... "Damn that's a smoker's deal right there!"

by KCHyphy December 9, 2008

smoker furnace

A smoker furnace in the hit game Minecraft was only to be used for cooking food. But nowadays, people who stand on it are now considered submissive and breedable.

Person 1: *standing on a smoker furnace*
Person 2: Aww, so you are submissive and breedable.
Person 1: what the fuck no i am not
Person 2: your standing on a smoker furnace
Person 1: Oh.

by harveyisperson October 21, 2022

Cock Smoker

1. People who actively burn penis or penises and proceed to suck on it.
2. Another name for a toothy blow job.

WOAH, your penis looks terrible, is your girlfriend a cock smoker?

by Side Burny’s May 12, 2020

dirty pole smoker

One who takes male members of unclean fashion into their mouths.

That guy doesn't like Harley's what a dirty pole smoker.

by HuntleyRules April 26, 2015

wet smoker

Somebody, that gets the cigar as wet as his bed at night

Look at Jonny deep throating that cigar, he is a wet smoker

by Knorck January 25, 2020

granola smoker

Overly environmentally-conscious hippie. Usually with a beard. Tend to be liberals, or even communists if extreme.

Guy 1: Why is Jim's cupboard full of empty coke bottles?
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker

by Nygma February 4, 2015

smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.

I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...

by Handsome Van September 26, 2017