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smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.
by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023
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smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.
by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023
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Smelly smith

A sub human male who stinks everywhere he goes raped and beats women and kills dogs hell steal your Xbox and likes it in his ass in prison
That smelly smith steals everything that's not nailed down
by trump4ever December 5, 2023
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smelly smith

A criminal who likes gay butt sex and stinks up every room he's in
That smelly smith is sucking d for cig butts
by trump4ever December 5, 2023
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Smelly Gumball

An act where a man poops, then rolls it in a ball and forces it down a woman’s throat until she chokes. Then when she’s choking, he cums down her throat.
Man 1- I heard someone choking, are they okay?
Man 2- Nah she just recieved a Smelly Gumball she’ll be ok
by JoeFerrid1 December 5, 2022
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Smelly Indian

An Indian that never buys deodorant, soap or shampoo because back in India they only wash when it rains.
There's a van full of smelly Indians pulling up. Quick! Let's go indoors!
by Heath45387 July 5, 2023
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Smelly Grandma

A Smelly Grandma is a grandma that is extremly smelly.
"Hey Hoes your grandma"
"shes smelly"
"How is she a smelly Grandma"
"She is a smelly grandma because shes smelly"
Harley pulls up and beats the life out of us

harley is a silly billy
by Defenetlynotluma August 5, 2023
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