sloppy bitch

a bitch that’d also a mess, sloppy, disgusting

you’re a fucking sloppy bitch

by suck my waterlogged toes August 18, 2019

A sloppy dallas

When you get a blowjob from your partner while they have a mouth full of dip.

Howdy sis! Can you give me A Sloppy Dallas?

by Lil Willie 12 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Hayden

A sandwich made from bread, mayo, 2 tender and crispy chicken patties with cheese, cheesy sauce, bacon, lettuce, and tomato.

Named after a silly gronk called hayden who worked at hungry jacks

I'm hungry, shall we go to red rooster?
Zanda ya gronk were going to hungy Js to get some sloppy haydens

by average Jacker May 8, 2022

Sloppy mark

An unspeakably disgusting sexual act between a teacher and a student.

Oh no, what happened to you?

He gave me a sloppy mark

by Phil Mcraken June 14, 2019

Sloppy Carlos

When a person wipes their ass after taking a very messy shit and then they proceed to wipe the shitty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don't like. The toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.

That neighbor is such an asshole that I had to sloppy Carlos his car to teach him a lesson.

by Rubus Dingleshart August 31, 2015

Sloppy Knobber

When someone gives you head and then pours syrup and chocolate syrup on your dick

Yo did she give you a sloppy knobber last night?

by Juicekill3r999 May 16, 2022

Sloppy Marathon

When ejaculate bursts from a person and lands upon the interior surface of ones athletic shoe or sneaker.

Ryan went to put on his shoes and realized he had been a victim of a Sloppy Marathon.

by jack the ripper April 11, 2012