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A type of creature that is most active and prolific during the summer months. It spends its winter life dormant into basement apartments where it disrupts its owner with daily nuisances such as; killing goldfish and making nests. Dirty fowl creature that makes very loud noises at any point of the day. These vocalizations can often be repetitive and cause migraines after a long night of hitting the york. Fortunately the last skrat has been spayed and there will no longer be any descendants terrorizing the meadow vole and grackle populations in Ontario.

Can also be used as a verb.
"Skraaaaat atat, stop opening doors"
"Skrat, your scheming level must drop before I pellet gun you"
"Skrat, stop bringing in meadow voles to our basement!"

"Stop skrating like a lindzoid
skrat by Pete Bass, A Nutt April 2, 2014

skirt pudding 

Went over to my girlfriend's house, got a mouthful of skirt pudding.
skirt pudding by 24mill December 25, 2014

sausage skirt

Wow Marissa! That sausage skirt looks super cute on you!
sausage skirt by Darian Shirley September 6, 2016

Skirt-daddlin 

When a man chases after a woman in a skirt.
When mike dissapeares after Rebecca leaves you better bet he's skirt-daddlin.
Skirt-daddlin by systemnage February 19, 2017

Skert into the bowling ball 

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal
individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."