The Hallway Shuffle

The Hallway Shuffle occurs when you are walking down the hallway at school directly towards someone, and when you go to step around them, they step the same way, resulting in a shuffle until you can finally get around each other.

Jim: Dude, yesterday I was doing The Hallway Shuffle for like, 10 minutes.

by mmmmmtaters March 14, 2010

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

roommate 1: tryna hit the bathroom shuffle?
roommates 2, 3 & 4: fuck ya!

by fuckdaops September 7, 2020

Chinese shuffle

A man, with pants around his ankles, and a fabulous erection, being led by his member to the bedroom.

Always remember Marty's Chinese shuffle. He shook it around.

by NotMe1984 December 25, 2015

sis shuffle

the sis shuffle is what you do during the add/drop period. when a class is coming up, you drop it on the sis (student information services) website and add another class that met yesterday, prolonging the beginning-of-semester itis.

"are you coming to math?"
"fuck that, sis shuffle"

by fat mels May 9, 2010

Dutch Shuffle

When a higher paid colleague who is responsible for a project to be delivered on Friday decides leave all of the work until Thursday afternoon then takes the Friday off,

leaving a subordinate to do the work or face the wrath of the boss.

Boss “Hey, do you have the project finished, it’s Thursday afternoon already”
Middle Manager “No, but it will be finished by the deadline tomorrow”
Boss “Great, see you tomorrow then”
Middle Manager “no, I’m off til Monday, so and so has it covered”
Boss “you there in the cheap seats, my office”
Lower paid workers “oh no!
He’s done a Dutch Shuffle!”

by Rufus Abadgers March 25, 2022

Shit Shuffle

The act of moving shit (furniture, storage bins, clutter, etc.) from one place to another for no logical reason other than creating the illusion of cleaning up.

“Go to the garage and help your brother, we’re doing a shit shuffle today.”

“Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”

“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”

by Giveupcontrol September 19, 2022

Penguin Shuffle

Penguin shuffle.. when you try to walk with your pants around your ankles.

I was doing the Penguin shuffle after she pulled my pants down to give me a blowjob.

by Judge Santiago Burdon December 15, 2022