After using the public restroom, typically , you use the shitty 1-ply toilet paper and it leave shreds of toilet paper in and/or on your vagina, anus, etc. Solely, because of the low quality of the 1-ply toilet paper.
'I didn't eat anything with fiber on our date last night in hopes of getting dicked down, I didn't want to chance having to take a dump and getting shreddies all over my asshole.'
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"Ey! Let's shred a little before heading out.".
"Look at me mah, I'm shredding with my footbag".
"Ey! Let's shred a little before heading out.".
"Look at me mah, I'm shredding with my footbag".
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shredding, shredded or shred
1. partying at the most varsity level
2. bizness time with someone
3. to act w/ enthusiasm and vigor
ORIGIN Ugly's, Mt. View, CA; San Francisco
shredding, shredded or shred
1. partying at the most varsity level
2. bizness time with someone
3. to act w/ enthusiasm and vigor
ORIGIN Ugly's, Mt. View, CA; San Francisco
"We shredded the 993 so hard it was lights out for months."
"He's cute, I'm SO gonna shred him."
"Whatever you do, keep shredding!"
"Huey Lewis SHREDS."
"We were shredding so hard we were SNORTING the whiskey."
"He's cute, I'm SO gonna shred him."
"Whatever you do, keep shredding!"
"Huey Lewis SHREDS."
"We were shredding so hard we were SNORTING the whiskey."
by Sweetteets January 21, 2009
Get the shred mug.When an uncircumcised penis is full of old semen and has the consistency and smell of Shredded Cheese.
Often is a major turn off for most people
Can also look like cottage cheese in some cases.
Often is a major turn off for most people
Can also look like cottage cheese in some cases.
Cassie: I tried to give Thomas head last night but he had some MAJOR Shredded cheese.
Sydney: That's why i don't date uncircumcised dudes!
Sydney: That's why i don't date uncircumcised dudes!
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by jRo January 10, 2004
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