V.
to bring bad luck by accident/circumstance; to jinx.
Taken from "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner", a narrative poem in which a sailor shoots and kills an albatross, a seabird said to bring good luck to sailors. The killer is cursed to spend eternity wandering the Antarctic Ocean unless he confesses his sin.
He drifts alone for several years, but finally prays for forgiveness and is saved, gaining a respect for God's creation in the process (the moral of the poem).
Invented at Michigan Lutheran High School.
to bring bad luck by accident/circumstance; to jinx.
Taken from "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner", a narrative poem in which a sailor shoots and kills an albatross, a seabird said to bring good luck to sailors. The killer is cursed to spend eternity wandering the Antarctic Ocean unless he confesses his sin.
He drifts alone for several years, but finally prays for forgiveness and is saved, gaining a respect for God's creation in the process (the moral of the poem).
Invented at Michigan Lutheran High School.
Bob: We lost the football playoffs; who shot the albatross?
Alice: I did; I accidentally spilled some salt at lunch...
Alice: Don't cross your legs when playing poker. That's the poker equivalent of shooting an albatross.
Bob: If you end up on the cover of a Madden game, you'll shoot the albatross, so to speak, and end your career.
Alice: I did; I accidentally spilled some salt at lunch...
Alice: Don't cross your legs when playing poker. That's the poker equivalent of shooting an albatross.
Bob: If you end up on the cover of a Madden game, you'll shoot the albatross, so to speak, and end your career.
by HC Drezz March 23, 2011
Get the shoot the albatrossmug. Swirling a used condom around and releasing it at great speed towards someone. This creates a shooting star effect
by Eddy The Hero August 16, 2008
Get the Shooting Starmug. Where a man typically masturbates. Has a subtle scent of semen and has plenty of spent tissue paper nearby. Sometimes there are discolorations on the walls from poorly aimed ejaculations.
"Be back in an hour boys, I'm going to the shooting range to fire off a couple shots. Anyone want any earplugs?"
by Camboner April 25, 2014
Get the Shooting Rangemug. slim chance of occurance
by Roger of Moore's Law April 27, 2004
Get the crap shootmug. The act of aiming your urine like a missile to remove a poop stain left in the bowl of the toilet by the last user.
The toilet bowl was so filthy that while Josh relieved himself he partook in a bit of poop-shooting. But he was only able to remove part of the enormous skid mark.
by Boris Greshenko January 11, 2012
Get the Poop-shootingmug. people r drivin around in a car and wanna kill some mutha fuckaz, they find some people and stick a gun out the window at em and start unloadin
by nick June 24, 2004
Get the drive-by shootingmug. when you're jacking off in complete darkness, you finish the deed and the semen that shoots off illuminates in the dark, looking like a shooting star in the night sky
by wowser77 October 5, 2009
Get the shooting starmug.