sharking

when you slowly drive around angrily looking for a parking spot; preferably driving around in circles in a parking lot

"I spent 20 minutes sharking today! it was freaking ridiculous!"

by moxxie13 May 28, 2012

sharking

When one sticks two to three fingers forcefully up someones butt to inflict pain.

Matt and Sam were sharking Justin so bad he began to bleed.

by Imperatore June 4, 2011

shacking up

Lyric used by Canadian musician Kristofer Lee Scott to paint a beautiful image in his song Betting It All on his EP Who Am I To You?.

"So help me beat the oooooodds. When everybody else eems to be shacking up. I'm taking a chance..." -Kristofer Lee Scott

by TheNgster April 7, 2019

Shaw Shanking

after sex take a dump on your partners chest then clean them off by making them walk in circles while you hose them down.

mark - "sarah.....why do you smell like shit.. and why are you wet?"
sarah - "oh you smell that too? ya my boyfriend decided to make me do some shaw shanking today. bastard.."

by papertowelsrule August 19, 2011

I’m shaking

When pleasuring yourself and it feels too good so you begin to shake

I touched myself twice today so I told my boyfriend I’m shaking

by NoThottiesOnlyHotties May 26, 2018

Smacking the weasel

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?

by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010

Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011