A security system made by StrongBad of homestarrunner.com to protect beloved StrongBadia from enemies...Or scare The Cheat.
by Adolf December 7, 2004
Get the Bear with a sharkmug. A powerful and explosive uppercut delivered to the an unsuspecting females vagina from below.
(This uppercut tries to duplicate hunting patterns of the Great White Sharks off of Seal Island in Southern Africa. Where the sharks have learned to wait for prey in the murky depths, then they swim upward at great speeds, slamming into it's prey sending it dazed up several feet into air.)
(This uppercut tries to duplicate hunting patterns of the Great White Sharks off of Seal Island in Southern Africa. Where the sharks have learned to wait for prey in the murky depths, then they swim upward at great speeds, slamming into it's prey sending it dazed up several feet into air.)
Dude, I never saw that "Shark Punch" coming and I don't think her vagina saw it either.
Shelia flopped around like a dying seal after her cooze got "Shark Punched"!
Shelia flopped around like a dying seal after her cooze got "Shark Punched"!
by Da Mad M September 9, 2010
Get the Shark Punchmug. It is the precise moment when you recognize that something is really over although it's momentum carries it on for a few steps.
She lit another cigarette and looked away. Her eyes looking beyond me told me for sure that the shark had been jumped.
Howard Dean's campaign jumped the Shark when he stood on the stage raving and shaking his fist at the crowd.
Howard Dean's campaign jumped the Shark when he stood on the stage raving and shaking his fist at the crowd.
by J. Salyer March 22, 2004
Get the jumping the sharkmug. When one is past the point of inebriation, the pupil will dilate a substantial amount, thus resembling the eyes of a shark.
Shark eyes are an indicator of the loss of good judgment, sense of surroundings, and morality.
One the eye of the shark is upon you, horrible and unspeakable things will happen. Coined by the EFVC.
Shark eyes are an indicator of the loss of good judgment, sense of surroundings, and morality.
One the eye of the shark is upon you, horrible and unspeakable things will happen. Coined by the EFVC.
by Keets Reese October 10, 2008
Get the Shark Eyesmug. by Jaynik July 11, 2007
Get the lazer sharkedmug. A person (usually male) who catches sharks for the sole purpose of urinating on them and then releasing them into the wild.
"Do you remember young Reginald who attended our elementary school, Joseph?" Inquired Jodie.
"Yes I do." Joseph replied. "I heard that he has become quite the shark pisser."
"Yes I do." Joseph replied. "I heard that he has become quite the shark pisser."
by bigpotatomilk February 22, 2008
Get the shark pissermug. The act of driving around over and over in the same overfilled parking lot to find a spot. If you find your self getting really pissed off and driving recklessly to beat others to a open spot and/or stalking a person walking to their car to imminently take their spot, then your sharking the parking lot.
sorry im fuckin late, ughh...Sharking for Parking at this university can suck my dick!! I drive a V-Dub where the fuck is my celebrity parking damn-it.
by Lovetrav April 12, 2011
Get the Sharking for Parkingmug.