nitch slapping

When a man is having sex in the missionary position, and the balls are smacking the girls asshole

dude, i was nitch slapping last night

by urmomonmycock September 18, 2010

scalping

1) Going up to Scalp Ave. in Richland and trying to get chicks
2) The act of removing the scalp from a defeated enemy in combat. happened to that poor British guy in Last of the Mohegans

*john* hey you whant to go Scalping?!
*flake* sure!!
*smay* hells yea!!!!!!!
*Anthony* *yells loudly and pulls a knife out and leeps at john*

by KingToney September 28, 2007

Sapping

The process of being relieved of semen through inexplicable pain. Mostly involuntary.

"I don't remember what happened, I just know waking up to extensive tubing around my genitalia, they were sapping my semen"

by AlyssaFey72 December 28, 2016

Scamazing

Scamazing means scary and/yet amazing.

Did you see John's costume? It was scamazing!

by Mephistophelez December 2, 2011

Scalping

The act of whipping the tip off an incoming turd to where the toilet paper has the head of the shit

I thought I was done until I began to wipe and totally scalped the second turd. Accidental bathroom scalping

by Bishop Gains December 15, 2014

Slapping The Jelly

euphemism for female masturbation.

I caught sarah slapping the jelly last night.

by Nav irio May 15, 2010

Snapping Wood

When one's dick has been bent out of shape in the woman's anus it is known as snapping wood

I fucked that horse so hard i started snapping wood

by The Laddergoat March 13, 2011