Scandinavian Dickgrab

The sexual move of pulling yours or another persons penis until it explodes in a ball of cum, piss and blood.

Jan: "Wow that guy is so sexy. I wanna do the Scandinavian Dickgrab on him."

by gussandst November 17, 2023

Scandinavian Toilet

The act of resting one's balls on another person's eyes sockets and then shitting in their mouth.

Tammy's breath smelled so bad; that she probably let Old Greg use the Scandinavian toilet.

by Ruffy3D2Y February 15, 2024

Scandinavian Dagger

when you are fucking a Scandinavian bitch and while fucking you cum in a line all around her throat before then actually slitting her neck. (this part is optional, a small cut with a razor blade is usually done.)

osama: i gave this bitch the Scandinavian Dagger

chad: no shot bro! was she hot

osama: i guess but i killed her so"

chad: the fuck?

by JackHorseFeather April 17, 2024

scandigga

Pale white Scandinavian dude who acts ghetto / wannabe black Scandinavian dude. Basically Scandinavian + nigga.

Guy 1: Why is Øskar smoking weed while listening to DaBaby?
Guy 2: He's just a scandigga.

by GoatedPepe June 15, 2024

Scandinavian shipyard

is the process or action of 3 or more men standing in close proximity of each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on another man's right elbow completing a continuous loop/chain, then they simultaneously move the other man's right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the other man to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching another man's elbow, but may be the most righteous act among 3 or more men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation

Last night's Double Dutch rudder turned in to a Scandinavian shipyard fast when those other two guys lent a helping hand.

by Truck you 59 December 7, 2024

Scandinavian Butt Sex

this is where you stick it into your partner and you both try to do a backflip simultaneously without taking it out. Like keep it in fully and achieve a backflip and landing it.

Yo! Did you see Brooks try and do Scandinavian Butt Sex?! Must have some crazy core strength to achieve that

by TheRealCornball December 7, 2024

Scandinavian traffic cone

To fill a condom with cum and diarrhoea and freeze it for a girl to use to wank/eat

“I heard Miss greenwood and Mr Donaldson did a Scandinavian traffic cone”

by Geraldine tiddlington the 2nd December 31, 2024