What salad

What a Lad! Often used in texting conversation as shorthand.

Bob gets with all the girls he wants!
- What salad!

by Lengar July 5, 2018

Breakfast Salad

The act of eating out an asshole immediately after waking up.

I was woken up this morning with a breakfast salad.

by Cherryish October 17, 2017

salad rotter

the drawer in the bottom of your refridgerator where you place vegetation to rot down before throwing it away.

where shall I put the lettuce?
in the salad rotter

by doubledrat April 20, 2008

soft salad

An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.

I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.

by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018

Protest Salad

When your friend doesn't agree with the group's restaurant choice so they order a salad as a form of silent protest.

"Hey Mike, this burger is amazing. How is your protest salad?"

by Dax420 September 11, 2012

Taint salad

The gusset of your underwear. The part that goes up the middle of your crotch.

Man, my chub rub has my taint salad so sweaty.

by Tunnel twins August 19, 2023

Jew salad

The string like hair hanging from a Jews hat

Hey Mike !! Look at the jew salad on that jew !

by Major toasty May 30, 2018