Roy is the male version of a Karen. He sports a big fat gut, he’s the armchair quarterback in any fight, and he comes from the trashiest cities you know of. Any story you have, he’s got a better one. He’s a one upper and he wins, you lose. That’s Roy. Roy is the know-it-all. Roy is an omniscient narrator. Roy is the jack-off of all trades and the master of none. Odds are Roy makes complaints and tries to get free shit as a result of said complaints then brags about it. He’s a real liar, scammer, and fraudster. He thinks his time is more valuable than yours and that he’s smarter than you. He’ll ask to speak to the manager in order to one up his loser life. He’ll demand you pay for his dry cleaning bill for his bargain basement Affliction shirt, or replace his iPhone 6 if you had the misfortune of becoming his waitress and accidentally spilled a drink on it. Often accompanied by a golddigger who spends her time injecting her face in attempts to prove that time doesn’t exist and no one is buying it but Roy. Even Stevie Wonder can see these people coming.
Roy and Karen, party of two. We’re going to seat them in your section, ok? Oh no! I can’t wait on that table. I’m too new of an employee here. They’re going to try and het me fired for no reason, for sure.
by TheComplicit September 13, 2020
Get the Roymug. 
The only good thing other than cider to come out of Ireland. The most British football player to be Irish, and the only Irish person Brits will ever love
Guy 1: Roy Keane is the best Irish player and the best number 16 of all time
(Guy 1 now gets all of the undivided female attention)
(Guy 1 now gets all of the undivided female attention)
by ohgharold July 22, 2022
Get the Roy Keanemug. the most hottest brown person on this planet. he is not racist and he will never say the n word but he can pull both races ongyat . sends joy all over tyhe planet. you meet this guy yk you have met the best person on this planet. the most carting and nicest person on this planet. has the most gineronmsu cock and he really knows how to get a female. he is dfefintrely the rizller.
by niggerdiggerpullsatrigger March 26, 2023
Get the roymug. A really short guy.
They are always annoying and wont stop annoying you.
They are always dumb.
They have a really short dick.
They always have something big in their face.
They are always annoying and wont stop annoying you.
They are always dumb.
They have a really short dick.
They always have something big in their face.
He is such a roy
by 12847028)( September 26, 2018
Get the Roymug. by Allan the gay November 22, 2021
Get the Allan Roymug. This is some guy with sone sigarets who smokes more sigarets then your current batery. Its an image, thats why its PNG.
by Anymous guy on Pontes January 6, 2020
Get the roy pngmug.